June 2012
54 posts
With a Hispanic girl
hervacationh0me: You will either get A good, faithful, wholesome girl who is a ride or die but behind closed doors will ride that dick up the walls and shit, like the Fire Nation rides those big ass lizards in Avatar: The Last Airbender Or  You will get a psycho bitch who will try everything in her power to ruin your life. These are the bitches you gotta babyproof the house for and shit. No...
Jun 1st
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May 2012
21 posts
“Reject a woman and she will never let it go; One of the many defects of their...”
– Dwight Shrute (via lozeredg3) Haha
May 30th
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lozeredg3: relax guys, it's just the internet. →
lozeredg3: just because i reblog and/or post anything that has to deal with anything, that does not mean that i fully support any given statement being made by whatever it is the post may be about. get this: it IS possible for people to like, agree on, or just simply want to share something they’ve seen…
May 30th
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“Humans punish themselves endlessly for not being what they believe they should...”
– Don Miguel Ruiz  (via roscoe-)
May 30th
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GREATEST MISUNDERSTANDING EVER.
sinatrasworld: overalldopeness: fienemesis: forgetthebulshit: learningfromsatan: inklou: cinematicnomad: brony-express: the-observant-one: Oh. My. Lord. holy shit ashdkjas fuck HAHAHAHAHAAH DEAD. omg im dying this man wins at life Soooooon thank god my brain made me do some fuck shit to skip basically all the reading. This nigga wins it all. I Just...
May 29th
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Changing Fate...
Today will be fateful moment in history. As of today, Monday, May 28th, 2012, I, Mohsin Siddiqi have renounced the consumption of several guilty pleasures of mine. I will no longer be taking part in the consumption of soda pop beverages or coffee & will limit my in take of alcoholic beverages to about once/twice a week (maximum 3 glasses in one setting). My liquid diet will now consist of only...
May 28th
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Teacher: C'mon guys! You did this in 3rd grade!
Student: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night you fucking whore
May 28th
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lozeredg3: How hard is it to find someone who... →
lozeredg3: How hard is it to find someone who honestly just wants a good time, albeit romantically or strictly platonic, who is actually open to try new things and go new places, offer new things and new places to show me, or even go places they’ve already been just to introduce to me something I might… #theedgetruth
May 24th
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May 23rd
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The Truest of Truths...
One day, you’ll ask me to speak of a truth - of the miracle that was. To explain what is unexplained. And if I falter or fail on this day, know there is an answer, my child, a sacred imperishable truth, but one you may never hope to find alone. Per chance meeting your perfect other, your perfect opposite - your protector and endangeror. Chance embarking with this other on the greatest of...
May 23rd
“…be yourself- not your idea of what you think somebody else’s idea of yourself...”
– Henry David Thoreau (via palides) Pretty much…
May 22nd
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Fork in the Road...
Time passes in moments… moments which, rushing past define the path of a life just as surely as they lead towards its end. How rarely do we stop to examine that path, to see the reasons why all things happen, to consider whether the path we take in life is our own making or simply one into which we drift with eyes closed. But what if we could stop, pause to take stock of each precious...
May 19th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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Respect...
I seem to have lost sight of the meaning of the word ‘cause it seems that every scumbag on Earth gets it. Yet I don’t? Hmm…
May 18th
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Mother...
Words can’t express the love that I have for you. The greatest woman that God ever put in my life. The only woman that to this day has never even thought to hurt me. Despite everything that has happened in our family, you’ve stayed strong. You’ve managed to stick by me & Dad’s side even when we’re acting like idiots & fighting all the time. I’m sorry...
May 13th
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“But I just don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die.”
– Mr. Garrison (via illaddict)
May 4th
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May 4th
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ALMOST FORGOT!!! May is National Masturbation...
hazosaidso: overalldopeness: chocolatecoveredsnaps: givemeanewspine: geekscoutcookies: str8nochaser: Get in touch with yourself.  ayyyyyeeeeeeeeeeee .That GIF tho! did it twice……. :) Fap. Fap. Fap.
May 1st
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